The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation

15> Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon 
 
14> Grooming the Wookie

13> Making the Kessel Run

12> Polishing Vader's Helmet

11> Evacuating Tatooine

10> Unsheathing the Meatsaber

 9> Releasing the Special Edition

 8> Jumping to Delight Speed

 7> Communicating with Red Leader One  

 6> Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo  

 5> Tinkering With the R2 Unit

 4> Manually Targeting the Rebel Base  

 3> Performing the Jedi Hand Trick 

 2> Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears 

and the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation...

 1> Test Firing the Death Star